25,705 WORDS! HAIL THE POWER OF JUNK FOOD!

(OMG, my new wireless keyboard works! I bought it at dinner time because typing on my tablet’s virtual keyboard was such a hassle!)

This meal isn’t even remotely healthy, even though it all came from the nearby health food store:

* Cream of Broccoli soup, with fresh ground pepper.
* “Garlic Overdose” popcorn
* Ginger ice cream
* Raw Revolution Chocolate coconut bar
* Motto sparkling matcha tea
* fuzzy paw of stuffed animal — wait, what? Daggone photobombing toys!

And again — plate your (junk) food!

Edited to add: I ate everything except the soup. Figures.