They have to be some of the silliest things I collect – I mean, who needs more than one key chain, amirite?

WRONG!

Behold the cuteness!

So far, I have 3/5th of The Guardians of the Galaxy, and Iron Man. (Said in my best My Friends and Zoidberg voice (TM  TV  Tropes – click if you want to Wiki Walk – also TM TV Tropes).)

(Yeah, I know Tony Stark joined The Guardians of the Galaxy that one time, but come on! Does he have to be in everything?)

Anyway, these key chains are stinking cute.

I recently bought two packs from Series Two try and get Drax the Destroyer and Vision… or Falcon, or Captain America, or Thor, so that I could start my own MCU Avengers set.

Or even Ant-Man because those tiny antennas rock.

Okay, even Daredevil. The second series is even cuter than the first!

Let the opening begin!

AW  YEAH! It’s mini Drax the Destroyer!  Disarming everyone with his knives and his cuteness!

(Do those knives look like chef’s knives? Oh well; maybe it’s his turn to make dinner on the Milano — that’s my head canon and I’m sticking with it.)

Let’s see who else I got:

It’s CAPTAIN AMERICA! Look at his widdle shield! I love that they went with the classic comic look for him. With maybe a smidge of his outfit in “The Avengers”.

(His WWII outfit in “Captain America: The First Avenger” is my fave look for him in the movies. The first battle outfit, from when he rescues the POWs. But I digress.)

So here is my collection so far:

(Gamora looks like she’s gonna cut Quill’s eye. Dude, she already told you that she’s not falling for your “pelvic sorcery”! )

(Did I make you snort coffee/soda/beverage of your choice? MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.)

See, this is why I collect stuff  — to relive movie/TV moments, and to make jokes that make you snort fluids. Yes, I’m twelve. And proud of it.