It was your typical Christmas Eve – except for the wolves that seemed to everywhere.

Bob ran one over in the parking lot at Hoover’s – apparently, the wolf was crouched down, waiting for Bob to get out of the car – but it didn’t expect Bob to back all the way into the bushes.

“That’s the biggest wolf I’ve seen around these parts,” Sheriff Dickens said, looking at the carcass. 

A few hours later, we received a call from a hysterical driver from Animal Control, screaming over the radio that they had a dead body in the back of their truck.